siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

Tuesday Sep 2 12:00pm
Tuesday Sep 2 11:57am

the rocky horror picture show, 1975

"and crawling on the planet’s face, some insects called the human race. lost in time and lost in space…and meaning."

Tuesday Sep 2 11:52am

rockyhorrororg:

…PATION!  As promised a few days ago, here’s the big announcement from Twentieth Century Fox and MAC!

TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX CONSUMER PRODUCTS AND M·A·C COSMETICS ANNOUNCE FABULOUSLY FREAKY ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW COLLECTION

M·A·C To Kick Off Cult Classic Film’s 40th Anniversary Celebration With Collection Available October 2nd

Los Angeles – September 2, 2014 – Twentieth Century Fox Consumer Products and M·A·C Cosmetics kick off the celebration of the 40th anniversary of The Rocky Horror Picture Show in wild style with an untamed M·A·C collaboration, featuring an outrageous collection of hues and products specially designed to recreate the looks of your favorite characters from Richard O’Brien’s cult classic film. Fans will transform into a sex-swapping mad scientist, heroic newlywed, alien from Transylvania or even the time-warped Riff Raff, with an orgy of colour worthy of any midnight mayhem at The Frankenstein Place.

The wonderfully weird collection features lipsticks and lip pencils ($17.50), eye shadow palette ($44.00), glitters and pigment ($23.00), blush ($24.00), powders ($27.50-35.00), liquid eyeliner ($20.00), lashes ($18.50) and more and will be available in stores everywhere on October 2nd and online at http://www.maccosmetics.com/

“It is hard to believe it has been almost 40 years since we released The Rocky Horror Picture Show, but as we approach this milestone anniversary, the film is as outrageously entertaining and relevant as it ever was,” said Lou Adler, executive producer of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. “It has certainly taken on a life of its own, and continues to transcend generations and hold a solid spot in pop culture year after year.”

“As the fortieth anniversary is looming with great…’Antic-i-pation’ lifelong fans and even newbies to the cult of ROCKY will be very excited by the kick-off of this great product line, says Sal Piro “RHPS Fan Club President.” What better response can there be to the audience call-back “LET THERE BE LIPS” !!!!

Tuesday Sep 2 11:32am
thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

Tuesday Sep 2 12:04am

tastefullyoffensive:

Pun Dog #14 (previously)

Tuesday Sep 2 12:01am

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

Monday Sep 1 11:57pm
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makeupbag:

http://makeupbag.tumblr.com/

makeupbag:

http://makeupbag.tumblr.com/

Monday Sep 1 11:07pm
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